Le Tour, All Over Le Map

I don't know Jacques shit about the Tour de France. Unless they're riding banana seat Stingrays with baseball cards pinned to the spokes and their mothers calling them back in for dinner, because that's the last time I rode a bike. Well, there was one another time, a rental at the Palace of Versailles, where …

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Okie Doked

Hey Seattleites, want to take a non-stop flight from Seattle to Oklahoma City, maybe go see the Banjo museum or the Coyote Ugly bar made famous by the shitty movie I saw when I was in prison 15 years ago? What a disappointment. I’d rather eat a bucket of worms in a dust bowl. The …

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